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![The Heavenly Kid]() The Heavenly Kid (1985)
IMDB rating: 5.30
Plot: When Bobby dies in a car accident he is not allowed to enter heaven but has to stay in one of the lower levels until he has worked enough as an guardian angel in order to deserve paradise. One of his jobs is Lenny, a gifted boy, who loves his schoolmate Sharon who is the most beautiful girl of the class. But she does not even notice him so that he is about to commit suicide. Bobby prevents this and dresses Lenny up making him a playboy and tough guy so that he gets what he wants although Bobby knows that this is not the best. Thinking that his job is done, Bobby realizes that Lenny’s mother is his former girlfriend who has married another guy. Although not being allowed he makes himself visible to her…
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Directors: Medoway Cary
Actors: Smith Lewis,Gedrick Jason,Mulligan Richard,Metcalf Mark,Dremann Beau,Dremann Beau,Gregory Stephen,Wiggins-Grady Chad,Stone Scott,Kerwin William,Knickerbocker Will,Bergman Harold,Comedy,Romance,
Astrology jokes, please read… its funny?
ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW !"
TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."
GEMINI: "Yo God…(or is it Goddess?)…Who are you?…What are you?…..Where are You?…..How many of you ARE there? I can’t figure you out!"
CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn’t depend on you so much, but you’re the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."
LEO: "Hi, Pop! I’ll bet you’re really proud to have me as your kid!"
VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don’t screw it up like you did the last time."
LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the other hand, what do YOU think?"
SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don’t deserve it."
SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL -LOVING, ALL -POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I’VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I’VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES — HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"
CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."
AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you’re a man. Some say you’re a woman. I say we’re ALL God. So, why pray? Let’s have a party!"
PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory."
http://www.psychic-jokes.com/astrologyJo kes.html
It is really funny, I like it.
rodolfo l | Jan 31, 2010
That is pretty funny.
marcio c | Jan 31, 2010
omg so funny and your mama so fat she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Lady Gaga | Jan 31, 2010
Haha

quite good. I’m a Taurus and that is true about change haha
BlueEyes | Jan 31, 2010
ahahaha…funny dude, funny…
SuperTrouper | Jan 31, 2010
The descriptions were unexpectedly appropriate. I smirked. Thanks for sharing.
Sparrowbird | Jan 31, 2010
I like the Capricorn one. And the Cancer one… and the Leo one. The Sagittarius one is probably a bit too stereotypical…
The Virgo one is hilarious though.
Aya ~ {Conor's mammy} | Jan 31, 2010
The Leo part’s true
cold-sprite | Jan 31, 2010
Most of them are funny but the Pisces one is a little mean-spirited… a nicer one might have been
"Dear God, I know I am You and You are Me and We are all one, so I pray to Me/You to take care of You/Me, and that We will be taken care of."
aspicco | Jan 31, 2010
SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL -LOVING, ALL -POWERFUL, OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I’VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I’VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES — HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!" *laughs*XD
Oh wooow i say the funniest are the Scorpio and Virgo,as well as the leo 1 bit!!!Too much
Paige | Jan 31, 2010
Hahahah my god this is amusing me.
Anna – MIDGET RAVE FTW! ;D | Jan 31, 2010